By Scarlett (That’s still my fake name, but don’t worry, I will continue to use a variety of fake names in the future.) The End An encyclopaedic note on the language of smilies: This language has been part of the human race’s plethora of communication forms since as far back as the times of monkey-people,… Continue reading Constipation – A story told by Scarlett in the language of smilies
Category: A tad on the silly side
Internet Induced Cat Rebellion – Part 2
-more stupid thoughts of a Guinevere (and some quite mean thoughts too) There are many theories about the impending destruction of humankind – it may or may not be the case that certain members of my family foresee a colossal fartpocalypse caused by too many cow farts tipping the balance of global warming (not caused… Continue reading Internet Induced Cat Rebellion – Part 2
Internet Induced Cat Rebellion – Part 1
– stupid thoughts of a Guinevere (Guinevere is the fake name I am giving to myself for this story, and Lancelot is the fake name of my boyfriend.) Lancelot and I were having a pub garden conversation about cats. I was saying that a lot of internet cats are a bit retarded-looking, physically deformed or genetically weird. I… Continue reading Internet Induced Cat Rebellion – Part 1
The Opposite of a Cat
There is a buzz in the streets. It’s buzzing through all the most fashionable cafes and bars. It buzzes repeatedly through all the busy train stations. It’s made its mark on the Wall Street Journal and the notorious Newsletter of the Sardine Tin Collectors’ Society. What is this buzz you ask? It is the fantastically exciting new question… Continue reading The Opposite of a Cat