This is the true story of what I discovered a few years ago when I bought my first ever pair of posh jeans. For the purposes of keeping this story kinda-anonymous, my fake name will be Violet Protoplasm, which will be highly necessary when this blog goes viral and causes everyone to die rolling around… Continue reading My New Jeans
Category: Stories
Constipation – A story told by Scarlett in the language of smilies
By Scarlett (That’s still my fake name, but don’t worry, I will continue to use a variety of fake names in the future.) The End An encyclopaedic note on the language of smilies: This language has been part of the human race’s plethora of communication forms since as far back as the times of monkey-people,… Continue reading Constipation – A story told by Scarlett in the language of smilies
Scarlett and the TK-Maxx Incident
For the purposes of this story, I will continue using the fake name Scarlett while my boyfriend’s fake name will continue to be Genghis. On Wednesday, Scarlett went back to the doctor at the Unwieldy Bottom Medical Centre. It had been a week since her last visit and she had now been having diarrhoea for… Continue reading Scarlett and the TK-Maxx Incident
Scarlett’s Exciting Day
For the purposes of this story, I will be using the fake name Scarlett and my boyfriend’s fake name will be Genghis. Yes, another diarrhoea story… Please read on. I awoke with an intense gut ache and outwards pressure of the bumhole. Diarrhoea again! It’s been two and a half weeks of diarrhoea from some nasty… Continue reading Scarlett’s Exciting Day
Bum Undies
I hate bum undies! Those are the ones that go right up your bum crack and slide back up the moment you try to pull them out. But they disguise themselves as regular undies by not actually being thong design. Sometimes you can be shopping for undies and you hold up a pair of bum… Continue reading Bum Undies