Constipation – A story told by Scarlett in the language of smilies

By Scarlett

(That’s still my fake name, but don’t worry, I will continue to use a variety of fake names in the future.)

 

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The End

An encyclopaedic note on the language of smilies: This language has been part of the human race’s plethora of communication forms since as far back as the times of monkey-people, woolly-mammoths and sabre-toothed-chicken-dinosaurs. Its closest linguistic relative is the language of Minions and its most distant not-actually-related-relative is Klingon, giving a linguistic radius of 63 GigaSinatras (which is a very exciting statistic to the world-wide society of topologists and endobuttockologists).

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