– stupid thoughts of a Guinevere
(Guinevere is the fake name
I am giving to myself for this
story, and Lancelot is the
fake name of my boyfriend.)
Lancelot and I were having a pub garden conversation about cats.
I was saying that a lot of internet cats are a bit retarded-looking, physically deformed or genetically weird.
I said that I think the popularity of expensive full-breed cats will probably go downhill because there will be more and more demand for retarded and deformed cats.
There will be cat breeders who find ways of breeding messed-up cats and they will be highly sought after, costing more and more money.
At some stage the normal cats are going to revolt and fight back against the world with a fantastic coordinated strike.
Now, many people debate whether the world will end in a zombie apocalypse or a robopocalypse, but Lancelot and I think it will end in a pussypocalypse.
Lancelot can’t wait!
Lots of love,
From these gorgeous, funny-looking cats.