Ingrid sat bare-arsed on the edge of her bed, mini LED torch at the ready as she faced the full length mirror. Its glass was polished to the point of almost gleaming, with the exception of the three pimple splatter patches at head height. She picked up her legs, knees to ears and peered between… Continue reading Farty Bumhole
Category: Stories
Shiny Stuff on the Plane – A Sleepy Misadventure
This is a true story of something which happened about two years ago. On the plane from New Zealand to London, when I was sleeping and I was in a slightly-awake-mostly-asleep-and-dreaming state, I saw something shiny and reached out to touch it. This was like a sleep walker without the walking. I did actually reach out… Continue reading Shiny Stuff on the Plane – A Sleepy Misadventure
The Cow Story
This is the tale of what happened in September a couple of years ago. (Guinevere is the fake name I am giving to myself for this story, and Lancelot is the fake name of my boyfriend.) The Cow Story Another stupid true story by Me Back in September, I was jogging through the usual field when… Continue reading The Cow Story
Bumhole Bus Journeys: Part 5
Friday: Today a 14-year old super-genius computer hacker called Vladimir got on the bus with his laptop. In return for a pizza and a 2 litre bottle of full-fat Coke, he invited us all to join him in his next hacking project which involved the Fonz (AKA Arthur Fonzarelli). He explained to us that the… Continue reading Bumhole Bus Journeys: Part 5
Bumhole Bus Journeys: Part 4
Thursday: It was a zombie apocalypse on the bus today. The main reason for the zombies doing so well was that everyone thought that they could kill dead (proper dead) the zombies by destroying their brains. It was the quick thinking and moderately brave actions of one Rhiannon that saved the day. She was the… Continue reading Bumhole Bus Journeys: Part 4