Category: Letters

I wrote this letter of compliment a few years ago after a smoker dude did a very unsanitarily stinky fart at a restaurant. That makes it sound like the letter was to him. Read on to see what I actually mean… 6th January 2010 Dear Scholar’s Hotel, Restaurant and Bar, On the Sunday that fell just… Continue reading Scholar’s Hotel

I wrote this letter of compliment to the bucket-making dudes of Addis a few years ago. I didn’t sign off with my real identity, so receiving a reply was long odds at best. Dear Addis Customer Feedback Team, A number of years ago, my partner purchased one of your Addis buckets (in off-white with the… Continue reading The Bucket

I sent this complaint letter to Rubicon a few years ago, a little after the M&S meatball soup letter. Dear Rubicon, I recently had cans of your sparkling passionfruit juice and guava juice. The passionfruit was absolutely delicious and I have recommended it to my friends. However, the Rubicon flavour-design executives that worked on the… Continue reading Sparkling Passionfruit Juice

I wrote this letter of complaint to Marks and Spencer a few years ago: Dear M&S, I recently purchased a tub of your “Tomato & Meatball Soup”. This tub contained only two meatballs, and while they were absolutely delicious, this works out at only one meatball per soup bowl. I recommend that you increase your… Continue reading Meatball Soup