Infomercial: Sniffer-Dogs for those Lacklustre Buttock-Sniffing Sessions

I co-wrote this infomercial with Dr C – Don’t panic that a person as mental as this written piece would indicate is a doctor. She hasn’t got any patients … except maybe a slow matroid with haemorrhoids and perpetual hiccups. Imagine life for a dog whose olfactory system doesn’t work (round yellow sad-face). In doggy society, sniffing is a large… Continue reading Infomercial: Sniffer-Dogs for those Lacklustre Buttock-Sniffing Sessions