Monday: Today the bus drove up a giant man’s bumhole. I didn’t see it coming because I was sitting on a backwards seat. The first indication I had that something about the bus journey was slightly unusual was when it all went dark and it smelled like farm country (you know, the smell of very… Continue reading Bumhole Bus Journeys: Part 1
Author: Rhiannon
Infomercial: Sniffer-Dogs for those Lacklustre Buttock-Sniffing Sessions
I co-wrote this infomercial with Dr C – Don’t panic that a person as mental as this written piece would indicate is a doctor. She hasn’t got any patients … except maybe a slow matroid with haemorrhoids and perpetual hiccups. Imagine life for a dog whose olfactory system doesn’t work (round yellow sad-face). In doggy society, sniffing is a large… Continue reading Infomercial: Sniffer-Dogs for those Lacklustre Buttock-Sniffing Sessions