This is a true story of something which happened about two years ago. On the plane from New Zealand to London, when I was sleeping and I was in a slightly-awake-mostly-asleep-and-dreaming state, I saw something shiny and reached out to touch it. This was like a sleep walker without the walking. I did actually reach out… Continue reading Shiny Stuff on the Plane – A Sleepy Misadventure
Author: Rhiannon
The Cow Story
This is the tale of what happened in September a couple of years ago. (Guinevere is the fake name I am giving to myself for this story, and Lancelot is the fake name of my boyfriend.) The Cow Story Another stupid true story by Me Back in September, I was jogging through the usual field when… Continue reading The Cow Story
Scholar’s Hotel
I wrote this letter of compliment a few years ago after a smoker dude did a very unsanitarily stinky fart at a restaurant. That makes it sound like the letter was to him. Read on to see what I actually mean… 6th January 2010 Dear Scholar’s Hotel, Restaurant and Bar, On the Sunday that fell just… Continue reading Scholar’s Hotel
The Bucket
I wrote this letter of compliment to the bucket-making dudes of Addis a few years ago. I didn’t sign off with my real identity, so receiving a reply was long odds at best. Dear Addis Customer Feedback Team, A number of years ago, my partner purchased one of your Addis buckets (in off-white with the… Continue reading The Bucket
Sparkling Passionfruit Juice
I sent this complaint letter to Rubicon a few years ago, a little after the M&S meatball soup letter. Dear Rubicon, I recently had cans of your sparkling passionfruit juice and guava juice. The passionfruit was absolutely delicious and I have recommended it to my friends. However, the Rubicon flavour-design executives that worked on the… Continue reading Sparkling Passionfruit Juice