Infomercial: Sniffer-Dogs for those Lacklustre Buttock-Sniffing Sessions

I co-wrote this infomercial with Dr C – Don’t panic that a person as mental as this written piece would indicate is a doctor. She hasn’t got any patients … except maybe a slow matroid with haemorrhoids and perpetual hiccups. Imagine life for a dog whose olfactory system doesn’t work (round yellow sad-face). In doggy society, sniffing is a large part of interacting with the world as well as socialising with other dogs. In fact, meeting a new dog and simultaneously sniffing each other’s bums (in a 69-type configuration) can be as exciting for a dog as it would be for us to meet the…

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